So with no Patriots game last weekend, what did everyone do? Me, I split my time between working at the Head of the Charles Regatta, working at home, and hanging at a few bars that I’d been in many times before.
What did New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski do with his weekend off? He hung out with college buddies in Arizona.
The porn star.
As much as we love professional athletes, we also secretly hate them. Their jobs are the games we played as children, then gave up when our bodies wouldn’t grow beyond 5’8″, 180 pounds. They make more in one-third of a year than we’ll make in our lifetimes. And they always get the girls.